openpolitics.com

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Hello, I’m from the Australien Government
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Have you been too busy to notice that we’re dismantling democracy?
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Well, here’s a new app to help you keep track of all our shitfuckery
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Introducing: My Police State!
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Just like My Health Record but with no clear opt out choice, My Police State is for your own safety
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Which is why we’ve already signed you up
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coz we wouldn’t want you to miss out on our exciting journey into authoritarianism
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My Police State!
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Packed with exciting features. Like 20-year jail sentences if you make us look bad
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by commiting the crime of Journalism
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And especially the crime of Whistleblowing. Just ask Witness K
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who exposed how we helped an oil company fuck over Timor Leste
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We’re pushing to try him in a secret court. Because…
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My Police State!
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Also includes: new laws to break up protests
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new laws to break encryption
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facial recognition
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as well as attacks on courts and judges… on Unions…
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And attacks on Aunty. Or as we call her, Auntyfa
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*snort*
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Oh and remember we’ve also made it a crime to impersonate the Government, so don’t do it
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My Police State!
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To run My Police State, we’ve created a brand new Government Department: Home Affairs
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Located in Canberra’s leafy suburb of Mordor, it brings our most powerful agencies together
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under one single roof. Even the Federal Police
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Which means if we ever need to investigate, say, Borcer Force for human rights abuses in Nauru
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or ASIO for cooking up WMDs to justify another war
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Home Affairs will be investigating itself.
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What could go wrong?
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Sure, there’s a risk that this unholy concentration of power could one day fall into the hands
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of a cold-hearted minister who despises human rights and… oh wait…
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One ring to rule them all
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Ok so we’re fucked
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But hey, the PM had to do something to keep Pete from taking his job
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and selling out your liberties was worth it
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Home Affairs – coz your Home is where you’re most likely to be harmed; but we also know
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that hyping up fears of gangs, terrorists and refugees is way more effective
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at scaring you into letting us build an authoritarian shitshow
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My Police State
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If you don’t like My Police State you can opt out at the next federal election
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PS. My Police State is supported by both major parties
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Authorised by the Department of Home O’Fears

 

 

This would be really funny if it wasn’t so damn scary.

“Both major parties” say it louder for the people in back

I like how Juice Media’s videos are all about Australian politics but they’re also all somehow American.

One of the major reasons why, as a New Zealand friend of mine has said, Australia is the America of the South Pacific.

Guys it’s totally worth it! Sure we’ll be tracked, controlled, and enslaved but hey, at least you’ll be protected from threats by the same people who made the threat……right?

“It’s a crime to impersonate the government, so don’t do it” – The Australien government.

Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. 😂

It’s August 2020 and things have gotten Soooo much worse. Imagine the fools that first watched this and thought WE were nuts.

This was so prophetic. Welcome to 2021.