Cops Arrest Attorney General’s Daughter For Sleeping in Public

Every DMV manual, “if you are tired, find a safe place to stop and rest.”
Every cop, “you are under arrest.”

Dispatch: We got calls for rape, domestic violence, armed robbery, vandalism, bag snatcher, drug dealing, and arson:
Cops: Sorry dispatch we’re all tied up on a serious case of first-degree sleeping in a vehicle at a public park.