What is the dumbest/stupidest thing that a theist has said to you?

I have actually had a theist tell me this is a good thing because it makes a rapist take responsibility for their actions. Of course, they don’t mention how the woman might feel about it, but do they really care?

I was entertained by the wording of the biblical passage:

“28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.”

So, it’s only punishable if the girl is a virgin and not betrothed. So I guess you cannot rape a non-virgin or someone betrothed. So if it’s not called rape in those cases, what is it called?

They are only required to marry if the rapist gets caught in the act. So I guess getting away with rape makes it OK according to the Bible, no witness to the crime. I guess in typical Christian misogyny, the woman doesn’t count.

And finally, they cannot be divorced. So the woman is stuck with her rapist for the rest of her life. Oh, what a joyful union (heavy sarcasm) that must be.