The First Five Rules of Trump

  1. Manage expectations
  2. “Overrated” is the best way to describe a critic who is undeniably prominent. When “loser” doesn’t work
  3. “Nice” is the preferred term for people who praise Donald J. Trump on television.
  4. “Think about it” invites the reader to imagine a conspiracy, any conspiracy, whatever conspiracy comes to mind.
  5. Donald J. Trump hears things – and he knows they sound better when he doesn’t reveal the source.