MICIMATT Lyrics Suggestions

I’d like to get suggestions to my Monster Mash song.

The most important lines remaining are the ending, although I’d be happy to get improvements to the rest of the song.

Old: [Outro (with Pickett providing Igor vocals)]

(Wa-ooh) Ugh, mash good! (monster mash!)
(Wa-ooh) Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy (monster mash!)
(Wa-ooh) Argh, mash good! Grrr!(monster mash!)
(Wa-ooh, monster mash!)

New?

(Wa-ooh) Ugh, mash good! (monster mash!)
(Wa-ooh) Easy, Sam, you exceptional young boy (monster mash!)
(Wa-ooh) Argh, mash good! Grrr!(monster mash!)
(Wa-ooh, monster mash!)

(Video: Ending)

MICIMATT Context:

There was a Green Party Presentation (slides) about the MICIMATT that said:

The ideology of MICIMATT is Liberal Hegemony — the aggressive propagation of democracy and free market economics

Employs militaristic foreign policy to impose U.S. liberal hegemony on the world
  • Circulatory System = money
  • Nervous system = influence
  • Pathology = militaristic policy
The MICIMATT (blob) dominates Washington policy and has overwhelming financial, political,, and media resources compared to peace activists
  • Phase 1 rationale: Anti-Communism
  • Phase 2 rationale: Anti-Terrorism
    Phase 3 rationale: Anti-Authoritarianism
What is U.S. Liberal Hegemony?
  • US is an exceptional nation
  • US has a historic duty to impose its political and economic model on the nations of the world
    • “Democratic” government (plutocracy)
    • “Free-market” economy (corporatocracy)
    • U.S. military supremacy needed to maintain order
    • U.S. “rules” supersede international law

In short: America’s elite control the world

 

MICIMATT’s greatest hits:

  • Afghanistan
  • Iraq
  • Libya
  • Syria
  • Ukraine