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that’ss eyes that are for people who are
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actually suffering minorities be like no
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no this is not cool so she’s not saying
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this from small blogs I’m not seeing
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this from anything main strike yep
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correct because mainstream they’re
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always gonna cover for this that right
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100% of the time yeah they’re gonna
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cover their the thing about those blogs
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is like a lot of them are basically like
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Ari Shaffir refers to them as like
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college papers yeah it’s like a lot of
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these blogs so a college student written
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yeah but they’re often speaking truth oh
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yeah well I would hope I would hope more
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would come out and say hey you can’t say
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you’re Native American just like like
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you imagine the outrage if I just
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started call myself African American
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well do you know what did you see what
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Trump said he said well I can’t call her
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Pocahontas anymore because she’s not an
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Indian and I’m just like oh my god we’re
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not worthy he says some hilarious shit
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oh yeah he really does he really does
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he’s fucking funny off-the-cuff oh yeah
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really is you know and the way he goes
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after people like even though he’s the
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president like he still calls people
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fucking losers I mean he’s still he
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still caused him losers on Twitter and
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goes after them horse face horse face he
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called star McDaniels horse face just
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think of how repulsive he is physically
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he’s fat his faces all fuckin hanging
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off of his bones he’s got white raccoon
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eyes and orange skin and yet he still
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will mock stormy Daniels and call her
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horse face someone tweeted out I forget
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who and I apologized the thing he said
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they go imagine what happens that he
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Trump’s the first person who fucked a
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porn star and she had to brag about it
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and then she paid him yeah yeah well he
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did pay her right but what he paid her
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what she’s gonna have to pay him is
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probably like a factor of three or fours
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I mean how much more she’s gonna wanna
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pain yes for 350k that’s all he asked
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for you uh that’s proved very reasonable
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yeah that doesn’t even cover her book
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yes that’s probably like he just wants
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just be done like that yet it just yet
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give me that paper yeah just give me a
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little something I need a little
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something from you
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with this let this slide I want 300,000
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yeah yeah it’s probably her book that’s
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really all the money no she got more
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than 350 I’m positive
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how much you think she got for that book
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750 I’d guess yeah but she’s got to pay
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taxes sure
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and her agents getting 15 yeah she’s
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probably not even bringing three home so
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it’s all that’s money’s gone oh yeah
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that’s all gone all gone 100% gone and
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no one’s buying that book it stiffed
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yeah yeah nobody gives a shit
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she said it already like I fucked the
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president that’s your book your book as
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I fucked the president well you know
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here’s the funny part with her remember
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this people she was making fun of his
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dick like she’d hit a mushroom deck
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whatever and people are like that’s what
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she said
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and then people were like that you know
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as fucked up as he is that’s body
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shaming he really shouldn’t make fun of
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someone and she’s like you know what
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you’re right I’m sorry
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and then he goes hey horse face she lost
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his fucking mushroom dick at like the
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next day she’s back on it it was amazing
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[Laughter]
The fact that he can call her horse face
and he’s the president on twitter..
But she doesn’t even have a horse face.
It doesn’t matter. I know but it’s just
so weak I mean Ted Cruz really isn’t the
Unabomber or whatever the fuck you said
he was say that that’s the name they
cease is that Jeff gay fucking it’s also
crazy that was the best part so ted
cruz’s was known as like the best
debater in the senate he had this
Harvard or Yale whatever debating team
great debater everyone we recognized him
for this how did the fuck do you prep
for a debate be like oh yeah well your
dad shot JFK it’s like what the fuck
wait what well It didn’t have to make
sense right people the people that hurt
Trump supporters don’t want to make
sense they just want him to win right
right exactly and it works yes yeah well
he’s just had to get zingers in oh yeah
yeah I mean it’s like roast battle more
than right and they don’t get that there
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was this my favorite tweet of his my
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favorite where he goes whenever I speak
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of the losers and the haters I do so
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with great affection it’s not their
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fault they were born fucked up at
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exclamation point that’s a real tweet
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tweet it’s the best one
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and it’s true yeah you know one of my
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favorite things was him at a speech
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where he was talking it was 2015 before
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he even talked about running for
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president or it was even I don’t think
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he was a hundred percent open about
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running for president and he said
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there’s two ways to talk to China you
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could you know could prose things you
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could propose things and he says it like
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you know normally and then he says or
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you could say listen motherfucker yeah
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you heard that no oh my god it’s great
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fucking pull it it’s it’s fucking great
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because everybody starts cheering yeah
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because it’s so forbidden in this
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environment wearing an expensive suit
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standing in front of a podium he says or
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you could say listen motherfuckers like
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this is what we’re gonna do and
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everybody started yeah it’s so exciting
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it’s so much more exciting then Marco
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Rubio or you know someone boom Jeb is a
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waste jam is a big fat mistake I watched
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those videos which speech he wasted June
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of 25th now when he said mother when
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he’s just just not speech when he’s
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talking about China and he said listen I
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the fuckers China China China yeah that
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was a thing Puerto Rican when he ordered
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I’m announcing a ban on all Muslim
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immigration Muslim here this is a great
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one do this because it’s leadership this
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time instead of with his name in gold
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it’s with his words this is discussing
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Iraq we build a school we build a road
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they blow up the road they blow up the
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school we build another school we build
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another road they blow them up we build
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again in the meantime we can’t get a
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school built in Brooklyn do the
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audience’s approval talking oil we have
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nobody in Washington that sits back and
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said you’re not going to raise that
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price you understand me
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this is a long time ago sing Chinese
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goods here’s your mother we’re gonna tax
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you 25% while poles 2011 is that what it
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says over there yeah but here’s what’s
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interesting notice the person who posted
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their name is say no to racists yeah
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they probably put it up as a negative
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thing
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well no 2011 he would have been
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considered a Democrat right oh no he’s
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endorsed Romney he endorsed Romney
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Republican race he was a Democrat until
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what 2010 probably around then because
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he was gonna run independent at some
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point Trump 2012 look at that this is
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the guy we’ve been looking for ha ha ha
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seven years ago but it’s just deplorable
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what changed it they probably damaged it
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in the future because it says seven
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years yeah fuck that’s the time travel
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that hack join read uh yeah someone did
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it someone definitely hacked it yeah
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just hilarious they didn’t give the good
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version of that either because they
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believed in it well not just that
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because you also see if you can find the
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better version because he basically
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practices it like you know people been
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saying it like this right you can say it
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like this or you can say listen you
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motherfuckers and that’s when everybody
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starts cheering he actually gave an
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example yeah he actually guys what can
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you do yeah so easy I drop a twenty five
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percent tax on China
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and you know I said to somebody that is
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really the messenger the messenger is
important I could have one man saying
way to tax you 25% and I could say
another listen you motherfuckers brooder
Here’s how the Press lies on the campaign
trail he set a point I remember it was
the sense of it goes you better shut
your mouth so he didn’t say the word
mm-hmm they bleeped it and they bleeped
it to make it look like he was cursing
and he’s like you guys are fucking shady
as hell
that’s very Shady yeah that’s Shady you
can’t just bleep a pause and pretend
that there’s some sort of an offensive
word in there right so that’s really
that’s just deceptive right and it’s
pervasive they do it all the fucking
time
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well who’s good out there to challenge
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him they’re fucked all right fuck you
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know why they’re fucked why because
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we’ve never had this happen before the
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whole time all those Democrats are
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fighting each other for the primary for
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the nomination he’s gonna be tweeting
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the shit out of those debates he’s gonna
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be live tweeting the debates right and
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they’re not gonna they have to worry
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about the tax from their colleagues but
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also from the sitting president I was
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like look at this dope and he’s gonna
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come up with nicknames right now this
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stick Danang dick he already did I’m
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like it’s amazing to demand dick
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Blumenthal senator from Connecticut lied
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about his Vietnam service oh no I
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started calling him Danang dick he lied
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about his Vietnam service so got elected
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yeah Wow
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shameless yeah how did he lie what did
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he say he said he served and he didn’t
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look it up yeah I mean it’s it’s it is
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brazen it wasn’t some ambiguous area I
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think he’s like he never left America is
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my understanding oh yeah
Trump Tweets Lengthy Attack on F.B.I. Over Inquiry Into Possible Aid to Russia
WASHINGTON — President Trump on Saturday unleashed an extended assault on the F.B.I. and the special counsel’s investigation, knitting together a comprehensive alternative story in which he had been framed by disgraced “losers” at the bureau’s highest levels.
In a two-hour span starting at 7 a.m., the president made a series of false claims on Twitter about his adversaries and the events surrounding the inquiry. He was responding to a report in The New York Times that, after he fired James B. Comey as F.B.I. director in 2017, the bureau began investigating whether the president had acted on behalf of Russia.
In his tweets,
- the president accused Hillary Clinton, without evidence, of breaking the law by lying to the F.B.I. He claimed that
- Mr. Comey was corrupt and best friends with the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III.
- He said Mr. Mueller was employing a team of Democrats — another misleading assertion — bent on taking him down.
Individually, the president’s claims were familiar. But as the special counsel’s inquiry edges ever closer to him, Democrats vow a blizzard of investigations of their own and the government shutdown reaches record lengths, Mr. Trump compiled all the threads of the conspiracy theory he has pushed for many months in an effort to discredit the investigation.
Mr. Trump accused the F.B.I. of opening “for no reason” and “with no proof” an investigation in 2017 into whether he had been working against American interests on behalf of Russia, painting his own actions toward Russia as actually “FAR tougher” than those of his predecessors.
The Times article, published Friday evening, reported that law enforcement officials became so alarmed by Mr. Trump’s behavior surrounding his firing of Mr. Comey that they took the explosive step of opening a counterintelligence investigation against him.
Naming several of the bureau’s now-departed top officials, including Mr. Comey and his deputy, Andrew G. McCabe, Mr. Trump said the F.B.I. had “tried to do a number on your President,” accusing the “losers” of essentially fabricating a case. “Part of the Witch Hunt,” he wrote — referring dismissively to the investigation now being overseen by Mr. Mueller.
At the time he was fired in May 2017, Mr. Comey had been leading the F.B.I.’s investigation into Russia’s attempts to influence the 2016 presidential election, and the officials believed that his removal, in hindering the inquiry, posed a possible threat to national security. Their decision to open the case was informed, in part, by two instances in which Mr. Trump tied the firing to the Russia investigation.
The inquiry they opened had two aspects, including both the newly disclosed counterintelligence element and a criminal element that has long been publicly known: whether the firing constituted obstruction of justice.
When Mr. Mueller was appointed days later, he took over the joint inquiry as part of his larger investigation of Russia’s action in 2016 and whether anyone on the Trump campaign conspired with Moscow. It is not clear whether he is still pursuing the counterintelligence matter, and no public evidence has emerged that Mr. Trump himself secretly conspired with the Russian government or took directions from it.
Mr. Trump indicated on Saturday that he had not known of the existence of the counterintelligence investigation before the Times article, and he did not dispute the newspaper’s reporting.
But he made clear that he viewed any such inquiry as illegitimate from the start. He presented it, without evidence, as part of a vast, yearslong conspiracy to undo his presidency.
In the tweets, Mr. Trump defended his decision to fire Mr. Comey — “a total sleaze!” — at length, accusing the former director of overseeing a “rigged & botched” investigation of Mrs. Clinton, and leading the agency into “complete turmoil.” Democrats and Republicans alike wanted Mr. Comey removed, he said.
“My firing of James Comey was a great day for America,” Mr. Trump wrote. “He was a Crooked Cop.”
Trump Ridicules Republicans
The president could pay a price for kicking the defeated members of his own party.
A question running alongside Donald Trump’s political career is whether he will ever pay a price for his verbal insults.
It was widely thought Mr. Trump might have damaged himself fatally when in mid-2015 he said of John McCain’s time as a prisoner of war in Vietnam: “He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”
Even now, Mr. Trump’s verbal smackdowns come so fast and furious that it’s hard to keep up. As far back as I can remember—about a week or so—objects of Mr. Trump’s ire have included
- the chief justice of the Supreme Court, the
- special counsel who is investigating him, and
- the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board.
- The attacks on “fake news” roll in and out like the weather.
Mr. Trump did the news conference primarily to offer his analysis of the midterm election results, which the president described as “very close to complete victory.”
.. It eventually became clear that what Mr. Trump meant by close to complete victory was the results in races with candidates for whom he personally campaigned—such as Florida, Georgia, Tennessee and Indiana—rather than the election outcome for Republicans more generally.
.. “And Barbara Comstock was another one. I mean, I think she could have won that race, but she didn’t want to have any embrace. For that, I don’t blame her. But she lost. Substantially lost. Peter Roskam didn’t want the embrace. Erik Paulsen didn’t want the embrace.”
This is unprecedented. Politics ain’t beanbag, but no president has ever ridiculed the losing members of his own party. No one in politics mocks a defeated election opponent.
.. This moment could cost Mr. Trump in the next two years. The Republicans Mr. Trump hung out to dry in that news conference have friends in Congress and across Washington, and it’s not likely they are going to forget this.
.. Every U.S. presidency at some point comes under intense political pressure. Some break, like Lyndon Johnson or Richard Nixon. But until then, all could count for their survival on the political and personal loyalty of members of their party or the people who worked for them.
Who with political power that matters will Donald Trump call on when his darkest hour arrives? Many will lift a finger, but how high?
Mr. Trump has proven his resiliency. But that news conference was an odd moment, kicking fallen Republicans while associating himself with the tender mercies of Nancy Pelosi. Washington, he may find, can quickly become a lonely place.