Mark Zuckerberg, Let Me Fix That Op-Ed You Wrote

I can tell the people what it is you’re really trying to say.

Mark Zuckerberg has written an op-ed, and I wish he had not.

It was titled “The Facts About Facebook.” I would give that one tweak. I’d call it “Mark’s Facts About Facebook.”

In a piece for The Wall Street Journal timed to the social networking giant’s 15th anniversary, its once-young, now-not-so-young chief executive and founder tried and tried to persuade readers that they shouldn’t be afraid of what he has wrought.

But the post was essentially the greatest hits that we have heard Mr. Zuckerberg sing for a while now. He focused on the enormous advertising system that powers Facebook, while ignoring almost entirely the news from the last disastrous year, including Russian abuse of the platform, sloppy management of data, recent revelations that the company throws some pretty sharp elbows when it needs to, and more. You kind of get why Mr. Zuckerberg would want to forget it all.

Should I be annoyed by this? One person who favors Mr. Zuckerberg told me no, pointing out that the media is irked when he says nothing and even more bothered when he says something, so he cannot win whatever he does.

.. O.K., so instead of just criticizing, I thought I would help him with his piece, given I do this for a living and he does not, by rewriting his work. Here goes:

MARK WROTE: “Facebook turns 15 next month. When I started Facebook, I wasn’t trying to build a global company. I realized you could find almost anything on the internet — music, books, information — except the thing that matters most: people. So I built a service people could use to connect and learn about each other. Over the years, billions have found this useful, and we’ve built more services that people around the world love and use every day. Recently I’ve heard many questions about our business model, so I want to explain the principles of how we operate.”

KARA TRANSLATES: We old now. We big now. It came from my one really good idea: AOL sucked and I could do better and I did. Now the noise has reached me up on Billionaire Mountain, so I am going to have to pretend that I care.

MARK: “I believe everyone should have a voice and be able to connect. If we’re committed to serving everyone, then we need a service that is affordable to everyone. The best way to do that is to offer services for free, which ads enable us to do.”

KARA: No rich person is going to pay too much for this muffler, um, social media service, and poor people aren’t going to pay us at all because they apparently don’t have money. So everyone will have to endure the ads that we shovel out and stop griping, because free ain’t free, people.

Advice for First Time Founders

3. Our customers made us successful.

.. A. The importance of good communication with potential and existing investors. Done effectively it significantly increases your chances of keeping the company funded, and therefore of success. Done terribly it makes you borderline un-fundable.

.. B. Investors never say no. They always say maybe. Everything is a no except a yes. And a yes is still about 50-50 to an actual term sheet. This is rational behavior by them.
We learned it through brutal experience! I remember clearly a large, famous fund saying “maybe we want to do the whole round” – I immediately emailed our YC partners and said “we can stop fundraising, we’ve found our lead!” They quickly reminded me that unless you have a termsheet, the deal isn’t remotely done.

.. C. (More for B2B) Marketing tends to be overrated compared to product-market fit in the early days by founders, especially within a batch / cohort of strong companies.

.. Don’t undervalue experience. We made a lot of easily avoidable mistakes early on because we thought paying more to get experienced people wasn’t worth it. If you do need to hire (YC already gives enough advice on not over-hiring), then be sure to be honest about what you don’t know and bring on people that have that experience.

.. 1. Be ready for skepticism. Startups that survive take feedback well and adapt.

.. 1. Don’t just write code and read PG blog posts. Sell and talk to users. Verify you’re solving a problem.

.. 1. Do what you love or you’ll burn out I was the CEO 3 times, 4th time I’m the CTO and can’t be happier. A cofounder who compliments you was a saving grace for me.

.. 1. Being remote first was one of the best things we ever did. You need to overcommunicate due to being distributed but that overhead pays off when it comes to scaling quickly and finding a different kind of hire (lots of senior folks can only work remotely)

.. 1. Understand your limitations. For example, I’m not a consumer guy. Enterprise is both what I like doing and what I find myself suited for. I don’t mind wearing a suit and doing sales. It’s better than trying to understand what the masses want at the hopes that they’ll pay you $5/month and then not leave you the next month because the button switched from green to blue.

2. Tried SMB at one of my previous startups, realized I just couldn’t handle the clientele

3. Successfully selling to fortune 2000. It’s a lot easier to understand their needs.

.. The single most important piece of advice: never undervalue the relationship you have with your cofounders, your significant other, or their significant others. You’ll ultimately spend more time with your cofounders on a daily basis. Knowing your cofounder plans and ambitions and life situation, as well as their significant other’s, and whether they align with yours over a long horizon, really matter. It’s impossible in many cases to overcome incompatibility.

.. E. Don’t enter into relationships adversarially. It’s really easy to think in us versus them terms of investors, partners, and even cofounders. One of the most sincerely toxic things I’ve seen in startup is ultimately shortsighted thinking: investor X is useless,

.. Understand how important it is to take care of myself physically and mentally: sleeping, exercising, eating well and having a social life.
.. Very few things allow me or you to be more effective than sleeping 8h a night.
.. 1. Aesthetics really matter in the early stage. Spend time and/or money early on nailing a cool logo and beautiful slide template. It really matters. Even copying other beautiful stuff is fine.
For getting our first 3/10/100 clients, the fact that we looked and sounded totally pro meant a lot. We seemed like a larger more innovative company because of it. Even for our Series A, the fact that our deck looked world-class helps build the belief. For hiring too it helps.

.. 2. Learning how to create FOMO is the most important negotiating dynamic you can learn. FOMO = fear of missing out. Whether it’s with fundraising, hiring, even clients (i.e. limited promotions etc) it is so so so powerful to have FOMO working for you.

.. Time-boxing things. Have multiple options that are openly competing. Spend time developing strong back-up plans. Defining unique/custom value props for individuals.

.. 3. Maintain optionality on most decisions. I’m notorious internally for wanting to keep my options open for things – i.e. avoiding prematurely locking into something or trying to avoid making a decision among only 1 or 2 options. Yes, this can be detrimental too. But early stage is all about being shrewd about your decisions, and in my experience, often the best move is to just wait a bit or pursue some other avenue. I’ve found that with individuals on our team, often they want to suggest a single course of action vs. really exploring the problem space.
Hiring a VP? Get 3 top candidates that you’d be happy to work with right on the finish line, and now you’re negotiating from a position of strength.
Making a big infrastructure choice? Try to see if there’s a way it can be less all-or-nothing. Is there a more incremental change we can do and then see what we learn over the next 90 days?

.. A. Nobody makes real progress on a startup until the startup is a full-time job.

B. Don’t worry much (early on) about competition.

C. Tech startup success depends surprising little on technology.

D. Fire faster.

E. At the beginning, almost all that matters is shipping quickly, then iterating.

.. A. If you want the folks at your company to know something (e.g. high-level company goals, product direction, etc) it’s not enough to just say it once. You have to repeat it many times and weave it into the operational rhythm of the company.

.. B. About 99% of what you read around early-stage startups who are “crushing it” is actually false. Founders have a great reality distortion field. It’s practically a requirement to make it through the tough times. But, comparing yourself to what you read in the tech press is a losing battle against a fictional opponent. Save yourself the mental anguish – don’t create unrealistic comparisons for yourself.

C. Venture investors want to hear crazy ideas, not pragmatic plans. When I first pitched investors, I was talking about how we would add customers slowly at first, because that’s how enterprise SaaS works. Honesty is always a good policy. But those pitches did not go well.

.. 1. Don’t fall in love with your technology. Fall in love with your customer.

.. Customers are the most important people to be talking to. Like most startups at the early stage, we underestimated how much we needed to spend time with customers and slightly overestimated how much we needed to talk to everyone else (e.g. investors, advisors, other founders, etc.). In the end, they are the only people that matter.