Retirony
Financial planner: You haven’t set aside any plans for the future.
Wiggum: Well, you know how it is with cops. I’ll be shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony.
Planner: Well, what if you don’t get shot?
Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! Oh, look! You made my wife cry!Retirony is a portmanteau of retirement and Irony