Retirony

Financial planner: You haven’t set aside any plans for the future. 
Wiggum: Well, you know how it is with cops. I’ll be shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony
Planner: Well, what if you don’t get shot? 
Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! Oh, look! You made my wife cry!

Retirony is a portmanteau of retirement and Irony