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Retirony

Financial planner: You haven’t set aside any plans for the future. 
Wiggum: Well, you know how it is with cops. I’ll be shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony. 
Planner: Well, what if you don’t get shot? 
Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! Oh, look! You made my wife cry!

— The Simpsons
Retirony is a portmanteau of retirement and Irony
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