President Obama Would Choose to Fight the Horse-Sized Duck

“Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?”

.. Who would choose to fight a duck the size of a horse? The beak. The wingspan. The ability to defend and attack in the air, on land, and in the water.

.. If a shark and a tiger were to fight, how many inches of water would it take for the shark to win?

.. If you send animal researchers outlandish hypothetical questions that touch on their area of expertise, they’ll respond generously, especially if inter-species combat is involved*.

.. Waterfowl are among the oldest existing group of birds. And we know quite well, now, that birds are actually dinosaurs (I kid you not). Their ancestry — theropod (maniraptoran) dinosaurs. They are relatives, and most closely aligned, with the group that includes tyrannosaurs and velociraptors. They have serious attitude and it comes with the family history.