Out of Office, Ex-Speaker John Boehner Gleefully Releases Mute Button

“If we don’t have a nominee who can win on the first ballot, I’m for none of the above,” Mr. Boehner said. “They all had a chance to win. None of them won. So I’m for none of the above. I’m for Paul Ryan to be our nominee.”

.. “I think my proudest accomplishment is walking out of there the same jackass I was 25 years before,” Mr. Boehner said, according to the Stanford newspaper.

Now that he is out of office, the speaker speaks.