MY POLICE STATE | HONEST GOVERNMENT AD
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Hello, I’m from the Australien Government
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Have you been too busy to notice that we’re dismantling democracy?
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Well, here’s a new app to help you keep track of all our shitfuckery
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Introducing: My Police State!
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Just like My Health Record but with no clear opt out choice, My Police State is for your own safety
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Which is why we’ve already signed you up
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coz we wouldn’t want you to miss out on our exciting journey into authoritarianism
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My Police State!
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Packed with exciting features. Like 20-year jail sentences if you make us look bad
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by commiting the crime of Journalism
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And especially the crime of Whistleblowing. Just ask Witness K
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who exposed how we helped an oil company fuck over Timor Leste
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We’re pushing to try him in a secret court. Because…
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My Police State!
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Also includes: new laws to break up protests
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new laws to break encryption
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facial recognition
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as well as attacks on courts and judges… on Unions…
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And attacks on Aunty. Or as we call her, Auntyfa
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*snort*
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Oh and remember we’ve also made it a crime to impersonate the Government, so don’t do it
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My Police State!
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To run My Police State, we’ve created a brand new Government Department: Home Affairs
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Located in Canberra’s leafy suburb of Mordor, it brings our most powerful agencies together
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under one single roof. Even the Federal Police
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Which means if we ever need to investigate, say, Borcer Force for human rights abuses in Nauru
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or ASIO for cooking up WMDs to justify another war
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Home Affairs will be investigating itself.
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What could go wrong?
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Sure, there’s a risk that this unholy concentration of power could one day fall into the hands
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of a cold-hearted minister who despises human rights and… oh wait…
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One ring to rule them all
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Ok so we’re fucked
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But hey, the PM had to do something to keep Pete from taking his job
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and selling out your liberties was worth it
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Home Affairs – coz your Home is where you’re most likely to be harmed; but we also know
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that hyping up fears of gangs, terrorists and refugees is way more effective
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at scaring you into letting us build an authoritarian shitshow
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My Police State
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If you don’t like My Police State you can opt out at the next federal election
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PS. My Police State is supported by both major parties
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Authorised by the Department of Home O’Fears