I’m All Caught Up!
Guys, I did it. I did it! I’m caught up! I experienced every show, movie, webisode, album, book, webcomic, podcast, video game, Twitter feed, Tumblr, Instagram, Reddit AMA, and op-ed you guys were telling me I had to check out. Now we can talk about them and I won’t feel like such an outcast when we hang out. So let’s get to it. What do you want to talk about?
.. So here I am, a fulfilled man. One who’s seen everything you guys told him to see. I’ve got no job, no home, and no way of getting this cat urine smell out of my coat. But it doesn’t matter, because now we can have a full conversation without any of you ..